Christian, still reeling from his therapist's suggestion that he's gay, befriends the young lover to an "old queen" played by Richard Chamberlain, and tries to bring lover boy back to the hetero side by introducing him to a stripper who agrees to give the kid some action in return for a "pro bono" boob reduction. The kid, unsurprisingly, accepts what's on offer. (As Christian watches them together, I can't help but wonder if he's aroused by the stripper working on him or the guy's groans… but I digress.) Of course Chamberlain's character finds out about the dalliance and sends his young boyfriend packing, minus the Porsche and all the other pretty things he'd given him. So, again, of course, Mr. Looking for a Handout comes to Christian's, strips down and offers himself as a toy. Christian beautifully plays into the "is he, or isn't he" question by attacking the kid with a punch that sends him sprawling face first on the cold tile floor. Hmm… is anyone else reminded of Matt post-Ava?

Sean, meanwhile, is served coffee by a man with Treacher-Collins syndrome, a hereditary disorder that causes facial defects, and offers him free plastic surgery to correct the disfigurement. Sean, I applaud your caring, but you do realize that fixing others won't fix your kid, don't you? Sadly, the surgery isn't successful, and Sean is forced to tell the man that he would need more-extensive work that could take years to complete. The man is adamant: He won't do it -- it's too late, and he won't go through the pain. Which prompts a dispirited Sean to go home and tell Julia that he wants their unborn child to have surgery as soon as possible -- before he's old enough to be fearful of it.

And where's Kimber? Thankfully still in the picture! Looking stunning, as always, she meets Matt at a gym this week, and she tries to draw him into everyone's favorite religion to knock, Scientology. And she doesn't have to try too hard: Matt falls for her spiel hook, line and sinker, and whether it's a solution to his problems or not, he finagles money out of Julia to join the space club... uh, religion.

The littlest McNamara, meanwhile, freaks everyone out by taping up her fingers and mutliating her dolls' hands to try to figure out what life will be like for her unborn brother. Actions of a serial maimer, or something a curious -- and healthy -- kid would do?

What do you think? Is Annie on the path to white padded walls? Is poor Matt just making another wrong choice, or could Scientology really make him "clear" -- or clearer than he is, at least? Is Christian gay? And what's the deal with the practice's new owner and the woman she gave money to, then, uh, kissed passionately?! Speculate in the Comments section below.