Right off the bat this week we got a little lovin’ from last year’s Laguna looker and The Hills star, Lauren. It seems as if L.C.’s little sister, Breanna, is a part of the new crop of sun-soaked teens. So we have the very clever Lauren, giving her sister advice on how to survive high school in Laguna. You see, Breanna used to be best friends with Raquel who is now best friends with Tessa, who is not liked by Breanna, which strained Breanna and Rocky’s bond. You with me? So, Breanna and Raquel meet for an extremely awkward Italian lunch to discuss their situation. In a nutshell, Raquel started hanging with Tessa, who is obviously much cooler than Breanna, so Breanna got all of Raquel’s friends to ignore her. Raquel seems to be much happier with her new clique and Breanna is the one who is crying in her pasta. I say Breanna should get used to lying in the bed she made.

On the romance front, Chase makes Kelan to go out to dinner with Lexie and her friend Tara because he’s sure Kelan and Lexie are the next match-made-in-Laguna. The foursome goes to a fancy French restaurant where they spend five minutes just trying to pronounce foie gras. Kelan is uncomfortable and annoying and there are absolutely no sparks igniting at this table.

Breanna throws a pool party at her resort-like home and Raquel is the bigger person and shows up. Everyone there basically ignores her, even Breanna, who is apparently the most spineless loser of the bunch. Let’s just say there is no way this sister will be getting her own MTV spin-off.

Until next time,
Trace