Hey Beach Bums!

It’s Winter Formal time for our tan lovelies of Laguna this week, and the theme for the dance is “girls asks guys”. Poor Kyndra can’t take her creepy boyfriend Tyler because he is way too old to go to a high school dance, so she asks her friend Derek with a pizza. Does anyone else see a problem with this?

Lexie asks Kelan to be her date by wrecking his car with paint, balloons and silly string, which is probably why Kelan’s response was a big unenthusiastic “I guess”. I hope Lexie was planning on paying for the car wash. If you ask me, Raquel had the right idea, though I wasn’t quite sure why she was so nervous about asking her boyfriend to be her date. Anyway, she set up a nice beach picnic for Alex and explained why the formal was so important to her. Alex didn’t hesitate for a second and was totally looking forward to the big night. What a sweetie, huh? I like these two; they make me all warm and fuzzy inside.

Before the formal, Kyndra promises Tyler that she “won’t dance like a crazy girl” and that she will be on her best behavior and Cameron and Kelan talk about who will and won’t be hooking up. Kelan says he won’t make a move on Lexie because he can’t stand the rejection, while the guys speculate if Cam will hook up anyone. Can you see what’s coming friends? While getting the ever-necessary mani-pedis, Kyndra expresses to Cami and Candace that she hopes not to lose “her morals and her shoes” at the dance. I seriously had to rewind that just to hear it again. Where do they grow girls like this? Duh, Laguna, obviously.

At the formal, Nikki, Tyler’s sister, is keeping a close eye on Kyndra, who is flirting, big-time, with Cameron. Kyndra even whispers in his ear that she loves him! Cami hosts an after-party, where Kyndra admits to the hostess that she hooked up with Cameron. She makes Cami promise not to tell anyone but Nikki is apparently the only smart girl in Laguna. She totally calls Kyndra out and tells her she thinks she’s lying about not getting with Cam. You go, Nikki. I like a girl who protects her family. Let’s just hope she tells her bro and then, hopefully, we won’t have to see much more of him. Let me know how you feel about Tyler, kids. I’m starting to think I’m the only one who gets the willies from him.

Until next time,
Trace