Hey Beach Bums!

Spring Break is back and better than ever! Our Laguna-ites prepared for their Spring Break trips and we find out early that Tyler is also going to Cabo (um, he's like an old man stalker) and that Tessa and Rocky are NOT going. The girls are headed to Virginia to spend some quality time with Tessa's family. How sweet. See, these are the nice girls. Though I'm nice and I wouldn't give up a trip to Cabo. Anyway, I digress. Tessa hopes that absence will make Derek's heart grow fonder and that he'll want her back when he returns from Mexico. I don't see it going that way, Tess, as Breanna sets her sights on Derek.

The kids arrive in Cabo and head straight to the pool. Kyndra walks right past Tyler and starts making some waves with a hot, wet Cameron. Tyler is obviously seething but plays it off to his pals. Later, Tyler parades girls in front of Kyndra, who is steaming mad at his audacity. It appears that Kyndra and Tyler's PARENTS are on this trip, as well. I know you want to know why, but I can't help you there. My parents certainly did not want to see anything I was doing on Spring Break.

Kyndra and Cami get all fired up and dance on the bar. An obviously drunk Kyndra hits on Cameron and makes him think he's going to score. As they're on their way out of the bar Tyler calls Kyndra a slut and drama ensues once again. Kyndra leaves Cam hanging and goes off to set things straight with Ty. The terrible twosome end up getting back together and making out all over the dance floor while everyone looks on and tries to keep their burritos down.

The next day, Cami rips into Kyndra for her pathetic actions from the night before. Kyndra doesn't defend herself, because she can't, and the girls move on. Cami scores points for honesty, and for having ridiculous boobs.
At the club, Derek and Breanna make out while Kelan freaks out that he and Lexie are never going to hook up. Get a backbone, Kelan! I'm even sick of your pining an we've only seen you, like twice, this whole season!

Then it happened - I actually gasped, out loud, when Kyndra saw Tyler frenching some girl on the dance floor. These two are SO dysfunctional that it's appalling and fabulous all at the same time!

And so another Cabo trip comes to a close, with hookups and breakups galore, Laguna doesn't disappoint. Have I told you lately that I love this show? Are you feeling the love too? Holler back and share your thoughts with me as I anxiously await for next Wednesday.

Until next time,
Trace