If you could ask American Idol hot shot host Simon Cowell anything, what would it be? I’m sure your questions would range anywhere from “how rich are you,” to “seriously, between you and me, what’s wrong with Paula Abdul? She’s mental right?”

Well in an interview for, London’s Daily Mail Simon answered a few burning questions that everyone is dying to know the answers to:

When asked if he’s vain, Simon replied:

"Vain? Yeah, I am. But to be honest with you, I can't think of one person who is on TV who isn't vain. It's the nature of the beast. If you are on TV then you have a vanity, for sure. Just admit it! Why not?"

And while Simon denied having plastic surgery, wearing a wig or dyeing his hair he did admit to getting shot up with a little Botox every now and again, “but not in an obsessive way.”

But who would need plastic surgery when this is how you start every day:

"In the morning, I have a very set routine - Brenda, my housekeeper, brings me breakfast in bed, and it's always the same thing: Porridge, papaya juice, fresh fruit and a smoothie. I read the papers, have a bath, and everything is very calm."

And just to finally clear up all the rumors, Simon denies that he is in fact gay.

"If I was, why hide it? It's not as if the music business would be an odd place for a gay man to work. And anyway, if I was trying to hide the fact that I was gay, I would be off playing rugby every Saturday, wouldn't I?"

Now the only thing I still want to know is if Paula is a bonafide loon, but let’s be honest, don’t we already know the answer?