I know Heather Mills, the ex-Mrs. Paul McCartney, is mega famous in jolly old England. And she was of some interest to our press for about two weeks when she was on Dancing With The Stars last season which I attribute to her dancing with a fake leg. But that was months ago and I had completely forgotten about her and so had every journalist in America.

Until this week when she appeared on the US morning talk shows and started ranting crazy paranoia talk about how the British press is out to get her and has an ax to grind with her. And she's not entirely wrong, they do constantly have headlines on their papers about her infamous nightmare antics, but perhaps if she stopped participating in said antics they'd have nothing to report.

This morning on the Today show, Matt Lauer asked her why she doesn't stop reading the papers, to which she replied she's gotten death threats. Wrong answer. She should've said "what a brilliant idea, Matt."

Personally I think she's addicted to all the drama. It's obvious. When no one is paying attention to her, she starts talking crazy. I'm not a therapist, but I'm pretty sure I got this diagnosis right. Just call me Dr. House. Case closed!