Remember in kindergarten when you were forced to give out Valentine's Day cards to everyone you knew -- even the boys who had cooties? Then we grew up and only gave cards to our significant others. But now there's a reason again to give out cards to every single person you know.

 

Yes, that's right. For all you TV lovers out there -- especially of Law & Order: SVU -- artist Brandon Bird has created the absolute best Valentine's Day cards ever.

From his perfect drawings of the Law & Order cast members to the witty sayings on the cards ("In the criminal justice system, you're considered especially gorgeous" and "Guilty! Of being my valentine!"), you can't pass these up. The second I saw these cards I burst out laughing and knew I had to share them with all of you.

You can buy the cards individually -- if you're still avoiding the boy with cooties -- or buy the full set of ten and send them to everyone in your address book. You're guaranteed to get people talking, and they'll be sure to put your card on the mantle.

I must also mention that Brandon Bird doesn't just do cards. He has a ton of paintings on his site that are worth taking a look at. I'm obsessed with the Law & Order painting that features the late Jerry Orbach and Sam Waterston playing guitar together around a campfire. And no, he doesn't just cover Law & Order. He has hilarious paintings of Jerry Seinfeld, Chuck Norris, Christopher Walken, Rod Stewart and Bea Arthur, to name a few.

Who knew that sharing your love of pop culture and Valentine's Day could be so easy?