Trina's high school sweetheart, Luke, happens to be in town. He's still carrying an obvious torch for Trina, which makes Tom both worried and jealous. And when a bad weather system strands Tom in San Francisco overnight, he only gets more worried about Trina and Luke, which drives him right into the arms of sultry blonde stewardess Bobbi. And when Tom comes home to find a dripping-wet Luke standing in the rumpus room… well, let's just say insecurity isn't a good look on him. Not even the mustache can compensate. Although Tom, Trina and Luke end up in a three-way, Tom ducks out because he's jealous of the shared history Trina and Luke have. Trina coaxes him back in. So to speak.

Meanwhile, the Millers' marriage continues to fissue. This time, Bruce has volunteered Susan for the Ladies' Auxiliary, a charity run by his boss's wife. Susan resents that Bruce didn't consult her on how best to use her time, and when she's later asked to join the organization full-time, she decides that Bruce's career can do fine without her involvement and balks at the invite. Later in the bathroom, she has a chat with Bruce's colleague Melinda, who explains the hazards of her job with, "Sure, I lie a little every now and then, but I'm still being true to myself. I know exactly who I am." This inspires Susan to call Bruce on his jerkitude; she also does a little lying of her own and joins the Auxiliary.

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