The show opens and... there are three Walker women doing the descent of shame in the elevator. Whoa there Sarah, Nora, and Rebecca, you all look like big old party hoish whoo! girls, covered in confetti and rose petals and god knows what sort of alcoholic dregs and bodily fluids. No one wants to talk about it though, they just want to continue their shame spirals in private. So what was the cause of all this debauchery? Greenatopia's launch party. Yes, yes, last week they may have been struggling to afford the bus fare to the conference, but this week they are blowing Sarah's second mortgage on the biggest bestest party anyone's seen since the heyday of Web 1.0. Of course the mere mention of the magic phrase "open bar" brings all the Walkers running. Nora gets a little overexcited with the appletinis, but Roger the architect is there to help. Fortunately for the anti-mom porn contingent, the cocktails get the better of Nora and she passes out before any architectural funny business can take place. They make up for it later with some chaste kissing.

And who was Sarah canoodling with? Her 12-year old employee formerly known as Glasses Guy. She managed to come to her senses before the sexual harassment seminar even started. But you can't blame her, her emotions got the better of her. She was just so upset about risking her entire business because she doesn't know what Twitter is. I mean would you give millions of dollars to a Web 2.0 company who doesn't know how to Twitter or even of its existence? You wouldn't? Well the investors round these parts would.

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