Welcome back to Hell's Kitchen, you f-ing donkeys! Actually, I mean that affectionately, so I believe it should be "doughnuts." I've been watching a lot of Kitchen Confidential and Gordon Ramsay's The F Word, so I think I've got a pretty good handle on when Gordon's cursing because he's outraged, when he's cursing because he likes you, and when he's cursing just because that's how he talks. Also, I have determined that the reason your restaurant is failing is because your owner does not command respect, your servers are inattentive, and you don't serve simple food made from fresh ingredients. And because you have dog poop on the floor. Get that cleaned up. Okay, let's get this party started.

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