Previously: Nevan got cut off and had to bunk down with Olivia. Welcome to the UES, bitch! Jay and his skankbag roommate went out for a boys' night and the lesser man of them obviously ended up cheating on his girlfriend... with Whitney's friend-of-a-friend, no less! Then he proceeded to give the least convincing denials since Pinocchio. His girlfriend is dumb to believe the lying sleazebag, and therefore she deserves whatever heartbreak follows. And how will it arise, you ask? Because Adam and Jay have decided to invite everyone they know -- and yes, by "everyone" I do also mean the girls he cheats with! -- to an art exhibit they're hosting. Let's get ready to rumble, then.

Whitney's apartment. A-holette, still whiney, has come over to Whitney's to gripe about problems of her own making, e.g. she stays with someone who has obviously, unrepentantly cheated on her. Whitney breaks it down that their men are shady bastards, so it's best to stay on their toes. A-holette wants to have her cake and eat it, too, so she insists she believes him but continues to complain about how hard this is on her. Pick one! She switches gears, proposing it might be smart to confront the girl with whom he cheated. Whitney advises against it. I smell a bitch fight! Credits.

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