It's Valentine's Day in the Bev Niner, kids. It's also Westminster Dog Show week, and I took time from admiring pooch pictures for this, so these bitches better serve.

Rhonda comes clean to Ethan about exaggerating her injuries. Lame. Where is the potential for deceptive tomfoolery in that? Ethan's on some bullsh*t "Life's too short" trip, so he forgives her and begins hanging out with her constantly. Annie would be upset if she weren't busy getting reamed out by her new acting coach. Rhonda -- who I am still convinced is a scheming ho -- sees this opening and mashes up the plots of Never Been Kissed, Mean Girls, and Marilyn Monroe's last day to garner sympathy points from Ethan. Annie knows a good acting job when she sees one, and cribs Rhonda's story to impress her acting teacher. Unfortunately, Ethan sees her little performance and is super-pissed. He takes it all the way to West Bev's V-Day dance, where Rhonda adds Fatal Attraction to the Netflix queue that is her life and decides it's time to strike. All I can say is... Bitch crazy! Hopefully this results in a massive nervous breakdown and/or abduction and/or roofie incident in the near future.

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