Previously: Whitney started to wise up to why everyone hates Olivia. And it wasn't all Nevan's fault, but he was certainly a large factor in the equation. Because Nevan sucks. Fact. Erin shared several smooches with an ex, much to the chagrin of her current beau. A-hole let his gf A-holette move in, and she just wouldn't leave, which is beginning to wear thin on A-hole's bromance with Jay...

At Whitters' apartment, our huh-roine updates Erin on the growing friction between Jay and A-hole since A-holette moved in "temporarily"... four months ago. Erin says she can't imagine those two living together, and Whitney utters the fateful words, "I could not imagine having someone live with me. There's no way... there's no way!" Mark those, m'dears. They switch gears to a party they're attending that night. They agree that the dress code is festive, not fancy. Which means what, exactly? Like, should you show up in a skirt made entirely of disco balls and gingerbread men? That's festive. Either way, the party is at Jay and A-hole's friend's house. Get this -- his name is Smooth. Was he formerly a contestant on I Love New York? Maybe so -- his apartment is outfitted with a stripper pole.

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