Previously: Olivia is a straight-up biatch who does not play by the rules of The City. The A-holes were torn asunder by Mister A-hole's incessant need for the poon. Jay's rakish Australian ways, too, caused strain vis-à-vis Whitney, and a fellow Aussie did nothing to abate our huh-roine's fears. In sum, Whitney can trust no one. And on this episode of The X Files... uh... I mean The City...

We open at DVF, where Whitney and Olivia are called up to Alixe's office. Joe Zee, Creative Director extraordinaire of ELLE has called her to request some looks for the mag's March cover, featuring none other than gift bow-assed, pucker-faced Jessica "Be Sweden!" Alba. Apparently Olivia is besties with Joe Zee -- probably just like she's "family friends" with Manolo Blahnik. Alixe instructs them to pick strong, complete outfits from DVF's spring runway show. She advises them that the March issue is crucial and, thus, puts Olivia in charge of the pull. Say what now? Whitney just sits there and smiles supportively, blankly. Her history of playing second banana is really going bite her in the ass, isn't it? Credits.

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