We pick up right where the first hour left off, with MJ and Susan headed to the lake of death with Creepy Dave, Carlos and Gaby welcoming a teenager into their homes, Bree hating Orson, Mike and Katherine headed to Vegas to get married, and Mrs. McCluskey and her sister closing in on the truth. There's also the small matter of Tom and Lynette. Turns out Tom's a great drunk test-taker, so he aced his and got into school. Lynette goes to see the doctor, thinking she has the cancer again. Turns out she's actually pregnant with twins. She only wishes it were cancer.

Gaby makes a speech about how she wants to be there for this teenage niece of Carlos's, and then she meets the girl, who is totally hot and basically a prostitute. She gets college boys to buy her Versace and Vera Wang, and younger boys (the Scavos, for example) to do her chores. Gaby doesn't like this, so the little brat pretends to cry and Carlos takes her side. Bree, meanwhile, tells Karl that Orson's blackmailing her into staying, so Karl sends a thug to threaten Orson into leaving. Orson's about to, but Bree convinces him she'd never do that to him, so he's glad they've resolved this and he's staying. Bree goes to lecture Karl for being such a dirtbag, but he knows she likes it and they end up making out. It's pretty disgusting that it's Karl, but at least Bree can finally enjoy her marriage thanks to infidelity.

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