Previously: ShePratt sucks at life, but, more specifically, at work. And Lauren is going to have to fall on the sword because of it. The producers perpetuated the farce of Audrina-Justin Bobby. Two. Years. Later. Speidi carried on their shenanigans as usual, with visits from various characters in the parade of insanity that is their "life." Oh! And here comes a new one...

Speidi Web. Heidi warns Spencer that her real dad is coming to town. And he's bringing his guns. Hope they're loaded! She further warns him that biodad is less than pleased about that whole Mexican wedding fiasco. As a tried-and-true Colorado cowboy, he insists that all Heidi's suitors mosey around the spittoon with him and demonstrate their bison-killin' skills before he can rightly approve. Spencer asks for some pointers, and Heidi tells him to be nice. Oh dear, if that's the first and only thing you think of, you've already got problems. She adds that Spencer has never met a dad like hers, then quickly flees the scene, saying, "Just... think about that." Spencer snarks that he can't wait to meet Heidi's dad. Credits.

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